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No sooner had NASA spoken about the possibility of water on Mars, Indian real estate companies have sprung into action. They are already visualizing colonizing Mars and are talking about taking a first mover advantage. A sneak preview of their collateral:
“ In 1600, Mumbai was just a group of islands. In 400 years, it has become home to some of the costliest real estate in the world. One Rupee invested in Mumbai in 1600 will be worth 5000 crores today.
We have mother earth, but it is being overpopulated. By 2050, we will have 9 billion people, 1 billion of which will be living in Mumbai alone.
Will we have the land or water to support so many? Will it be safe? With traffic gridlocks, will you ever be able to get out of your house? What if people begin falling into the sea due to overcrowding during morning walks on the Worli sea face? What happens to property that you have invested in? Terrorism?
That is why we are offering you Red Meadows. A plotted property on Mars. Same red soil that is there on mother earth. A wonderful weather, that offers you pleasant warmth of 20* C in the day, but the freezing cold of -140*C in the night. As a bonus, you can also see sandstorms that remind you of Dubai. Without going anywhere, you can experience Bangalore, Dubai and Antartica on the same day!You can have it all in Red Meadows.
With the discovery of water on Mars, real estate prices are going to shoot up. Sooner are later, earth will be maxed out and Mars is the nearest realistic option. Imagine the value of a crore invested in Mars today in 200 years time! You can bequeath 1000 crores to your great-grand children at one shot. What would you rather buy? A crummy 2400 sqft plot in a fading Indian city or a plot for the same value in Mars?
Are you worried about the distance? ISRO has already sent a low cost probe to Mars. Very soon they will have manned rides. It is also said that the PM of India will be addressing a rally there before 2020.
Invest in Red Meadows today. At least there is chance of some water. Just half an hour from M.G.Road.* No traffic jams in space!”
( * Travelling at near the speed of light)